so friday night i went to meet my boyfriend at his brothers' place. as he was faffing around with getting pizza ready for our consumption i picked up his iphone just to nosey on the internet... as you do... and up popped the google home page with a long list of searches too indescribably filthy to describe. lets just one of the searches was "girl craps eels".
this is the point that any normal girl, particularly if she hadn't been going out with her boyfriend very long, would have taken to the hills and run as fast as her grey ballet pumps could have carried her. but i'm a curious sort. and blunt with it.
upon questioning... my boyfriend crumbled extraordinarily quickly, no attempt to even make up a story (which is quite reassuring when you think about it.... anyway i digress), and informed me that some lad at work, who will remain nameless but i know who you are you filthy git, told him about a really horrible video he had seen online which matches the description as outlined two paragraphs ago. him and his brothers were searching said video on google without any success.
what boys like to do with their time really puzzles me.
currently boyfriend is sat next to me surfing his geek forum... sorry football forum... where apparently they talk about everything from relationships to which hilarious photo of a cat that looks like hitler (aka KITLER) cheers them up and a discussion of "how much bacon do you think you may have consumed in your lifetime?" ensues. apparently every topic is good as long as no-one mentions Jack Tweed, you'll be banned if you do. when i inquire into the goings on of these forums now that he knows i'm writing about it, i get met with a defensive "NOTHING!".
i'm sure that in real life it's all very boring but his defensiveness just causes me to be more and more fascinated.
time for breakfast now. bacon is on the menu.
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